Thursday, March 31, 2011
VIDA JUNCTION Resident JAMES HOLLINGSWORTH...Gets RIDE of his lifetime!!
"Straight-line winds of up to 100 miles per hour" carried a man 25-30 feet IN THE AIR...while still sitting on his couch the entire time. He never got off of his couch....AMAZING STORY...So glad he is alive!! http://progress.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20110330/PROGRESS/103300304/County+resident+gets+ride+of+his+life+when+trailer+goes+airborne
Monday, March 28, 2011
BIRTHDAY JOKES...yeah, IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!
There's nothing like poking a little fun at yourself, is there! Here goes...I have rounded up some of the funniest quotes I could find. It's my birthday...and I'll laugh if I wanna LOL!
You know you are getting older when "happy hour" is a nap.
- Gray Kristofferson
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Sigmund Z. Engel
Life begins at fifty, but so does bad eyesight, arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.
- Anonymous
Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Satchel Paige
Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind begin to change places.
- Ben Klitzner
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
- George Burns
The age of some women is like the speedometer on a used car - you know it's set back, but you don't know how far.
- Anonymous
To all of you out there who may be having birthdays this week...Happy Birthday!!
You know you are getting older when "happy hour" is a nap.
- Gray Kristofferson
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Sigmund Z. Engel
Life begins at fifty, but so does bad eyesight, arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.
- Anonymous
Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Satchel Paige
Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind begin to change places.
- Ben Klitzner
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
- George Burns
The age of some women is like the speedometer on a used car - you know it's set back, but you don't know how far.
- Anonymous
To all of you out there who may be having birthdays this week...Happy Birthday!!
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