There's nothing like poking a little fun at yourself, is there! Here goes...I have rounded up some of the funniest quotes I could find. It's my birthday...and I'll laugh if I wanna LOL!
You know you are getting older when "happy hour" is a nap.
- Gray Kristofferson
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Sigmund Z. Engel
Life begins at fifty, but so does bad eyesight, arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.
- Anonymous
Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Satchel Paige
Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind begin to change places.
- Ben Klitzner
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
- George Burns
The age of some women is like the speedometer on a used car - you know it's set back, but you don't know how far.
- Anonymous
To all of you out there who may be having birthdays this week...Happy Birthday!!
Monday, March 28, 2011
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