There's nothing like poking a little fun at yourself, is there! Here goes...I have rounded up some of the funniest quotes I could find. It's my birthday...and I'll laugh if I wanna LOL!
You know you are getting older when "happy hour" is a nap.
- Gray Kristofferson
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Sigmund Z. Engel
Life begins at fifty, but so does bad eyesight, arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.
Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Satchel Paige
Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind begin to change places.
- Ben Klitzner
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
- George Burns
The age of some women is like the speedometer on a used car - you know it's set back, but you don't know how far.
To all of you out there who may be having birthdays this week...Happy Birthday!!