Monday, March 28, 2011


There's nothing like poking a little fun at yourself, is there!  Here goes...I have rounded up some of the funniest quotes I could find.  It's my birthday...and I'll laugh if I wanna LOL!

You know you are getting older when "happy hour" is a nap.
- Gray Kristofferson

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Sigmund Z. Engel

Life begins at fifty, but so does bad eyesight, arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.
- Anonymous

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Satchel Paige

Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind begin to change places.
- Ben Klitzner

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
- George Burns

The age of some women is like the speedometer on a used car - you know it's set back, but you don't know how far.
- Anonymous

To all of you out there who may be having birthdays this week...Happy Birthday!!

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